I just lost *, in our own house. Turns out he was in the shower, not truly lost. It was more that I wasn't really paying attention. When he came out he asked why I left the shower cleaner in the tub. I said I was going to wash the tub but then I became very busy reading parenting blogs. He said, "You don't need those." I almost teared up, I was so moved. Then, completely unprovoked, he farted at me.
*Name has been censured to prevent embarrassment of farting party...Maybe I am a good parent.
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| I would have preferred flowers |
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